Impressions
A wealthy man commissioned Pablo Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the nonrepresentational image on the final canvas, the woman's husband complained, "It isn't how she really looks."
When asked by the painter how she really looked, the man produced a photograph from his wallet.
Returning the photography Pablo observed, "Small, isn't she?"
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Ipresiones
Un hombre rico, comisiono a Pablo Picasso para pintar un retrato de su esposa.
Sorprendido por la no reprentacion en la imagen del retrato, la esposa se quejo
" yo no me veo asi"
Cuando el pintor le pregunto como ella se veia realmente, el hombre produjo una foto de su billetera.
Devolviendo la foto, Pablo obsevo..." Chica, es ella no?
Saturday, February 26, 2011
OLD MASERATI --VIEJO MASERATI
Old Maserati
I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his ancient Maserati sports car. He had just driven it from Ohio, and as he pulled into my driveway, the car broke down.
Calls to auto-supply houses and garages in search of replacement parts proved futile. The 1962 model was simply too rare. Responses ranged from "Mas-a-what?" to "You've got to be kidding." One guy just laughed.
I was at the end of the listings in the Yellow Pages when I dialed Victor's Garage. "Vic," I said, "you're my last hope. Do you carry any parts for a 1962 Maserati?"
There was a long pause. Finally, Victor cleared his throat. "Yes," he replied. "Oil."
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Viejo Maserati
Yo vivia en las montañas arriba de Denver, cuando mi compañero de universidad
Gary llego en su viejo Maserati, el habia manejado desde Ohio y cuando llego a mi casa el auto se paro.
Llamadas a diferentes locales, fueron inutiles, nadie tenia repuestos para ese auto tan viejo.
Al final llamamos a otro mecanico y le preguntamos si tenia algo para un Maserati 1962
Hubo una larga pausa. Finalmente Victor, tosio y dijo " Si, tengo aceite.
I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his ancient Maserati sports car. He had just driven it from Ohio, and as he pulled into my driveway, the car broke down.
Calls to auto-supply houses and garages in search of replacement parts proved futile. The 1962 model was simply too rare. Responses ranged from "Mas-a-what?" to "You've got to be kidding." One guy just laughed.
I was at the end of the listings in the Yellow Pages when I dialed Victor's Garage. "Vic," I said, "you're my last hope. Do you carry any parts for a 1962 Maserati?"
There was a long pause. Finally, Victor cleared his throat. "Yes," he replied. "Oil."
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Viejo Maserati
Yo vivia en las montañas arriba de Denver, cuando mi compañero de universidad
Gary llego en su viejo Maserati, el habia manejado desde Ohio y cuando llego a mi casa el auto se paro.
Llamadas a diferentes locales, fueron inutiles, nadie tenia repuestos para ese auto tan viejo.
Al final llamamos a otro mecanico y le preguntamos si tenia algo para un Maserati 1962
Hubo una larga pausa. Finalmente Victor, tosio y dijo " Si, tengo aceite.
TYDY HOUSEKEEPER?-AMA DE CASA ORDENADA?
Tidy Housekeeper?
The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: "Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it."
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Ama de casa ordenada?
The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: "Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it."
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Ama de casa ordenada?
La novia era otra cosa que un ama de casa ordenada. No le importaba mucho hasta que una tarde cuando su marido la llamo desde el corredor un poco preocupado. " Cariño, que paso con el polvo en esta mesa? Tenia un telefono escrito en el"
FOUR LETTER SURGERY- CUATRO LETRAS CIRUGIA
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm okay but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"
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Jerry se recuperaba despues de su cirugia cuando una enfermera le pregunto como se sentia.
" yo estoy bien, pero no me gusto la palabra de cuatro letras que uso el doctor en mi cirugia" contesto.
" Y que fue lo que dijo" pregunto la enfermera
" OOOPS!"
"I'm okay but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"
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Jerry se recuperaba despues de su cirugia cuando una enfermera le pregunto como se sentia.
" yo estoy bien, pero no me gusto la palabra de cuatro letras que uso el doctor en mi cirugia" contesto.
" Y que fue lo que dijo" pregunto la enfermera
" OOOPS!"
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